Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Thunking on a Saturday

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It's mine." You ask how much it was. She yells, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do?
If she can’t tell me how much it is then I’ll keep the money.

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?
Unfortunately I don’t have guest bathroom

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)? How about those terrorists.

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you'd find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off?
I may be getting mad and pissed off.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug?
Well I believe still a ladybug.

6. Your friends throw you a party. They've got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party? Well the least I can do is to be thankful and grateful to my friends.

7. What's your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs? Golden Retriever

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you? Nothing I guess I was a good girl!

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death??
That’s too bad. I wish that I didn’t see that!

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